Never be at a loss for words again, you HOPELESS SLOBBER GOBLIN! With 54,872 ridiculous insult combinations, you will have enough zingers for every day for the rest of your life! Oh, yeah, it's a calendar too. Made by Really,Really, Really Neat Stuff but FUN Incorporated is the EXCLUSIVE distributor on this item!
Have you been looking for a comedy "gun" that would be great for close-up performances as well as parlor shows. This is a well made item that is easy to "set" between performances and looks like a professional prop. When the trigger is pulled the barrel opens and a colorful cloth drops down showing the word "BANG"! Can be used for many...
Giant Wooden Pencil - The greatest feature of this 14 inch long Giant Pencil is that its a real pencil. And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases.
Great prop for your act.
Stuffed novelty voodoo doll has a retro appearance and allegedly magical powers to do harm to your enemies. Use pins (not included) to give stress and dark thoughts, dissolve love, and cause unemployment or weight gain. The silly-fun possibilities are endless for the vengeance-seeking justice dealer!
Weighted bottom so...
You are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us suggest that you buy these lenticular glasses in high quality plastic frames. As you move your head, the spirals in the glasses appear to twirl in a very calming way. When we snap our fingers you will wake up feeling refreshed and want to order twelve dozen...
Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, these 1-3/4" (4.4 cm) to 2" (5.1 cm) tall undead finger puppets are a ton of fun.
Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2, blows our original fart machine away.
New boom box technology features 15 louder sounds and works up to 100 feet away
Caution: You may die laughing
Uses 9-volt battery, not included with item
Hand these cards over to your friends, or leave them out for unwitting victims to find - and watch them get exasperated as they try to tear them in half!
These nifty novelty cards are made up of untearable material - impossible to tear with bare hands! Each package contains 36 cards - 12 each of the "Free Coupon," "Stress Reliever,"...
America's favorite fart noise maker! Have a blast making fart sounds. FartBag is the perfect gag gift. This hand held whoopee cushion breaks wind to break the ice at any party or event. It farts - everybody laughs!
Under Pressure? Stressed Out? Shattered Nerves? Can't Cope? Then You Need This
Dubble Bubble Gumball Bank It's a gumball machine and a bank! This classic gumball machine comes with 50 Dubble Bubble gumballs. It also functions as a bank; simply insert coins to get the gum and save up to buy more. Plastic construction is safe for kids. 8 1/2" H. Age 3+ Measures approx. 8" H 50 gumballs included Lightweight, plastic...
Our LED foam stick batons are the ultimate spirit item! Each light up baton is 16 inches long, 1.8 inches in diameter, and is comprised of 3 ultra-bright LEDs (red, green, and blue) built inside a large foam stick. The batons feature 6 different lighting options, including a multicolored flashing sequence, a color-changing sequence, a...
Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The...
Want to enjoy your bacon anytime of the day? Then you need Bacon Gumballs ! And who can blame you? Bacon is a powerful force and we are but disciples doing our part to spread the gustatory gospel.
22 pieces per tin
You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the...
Run. Hide. Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse. This 7-3/4" (19.7 cm) tall, plastic Remote Control Zombie will trudge forward and groan when you activate him by pressing the button on the 2-3/4" (7 cm) long brain-shaped remote. Horrifyingly entertaining. Articulated at the neck, shoulders and hips.
Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies intent on eating your brain, break out this tin of brain flavored Zombie Mints and offer it to the undead hordes. If you're lucky, they'll form an orderly, single file line and each take a mint before trudging away satisfied. If you're unlucky, they'll slap the tin...
This shock gum is one of the greatest gags of all time! Looks like a real pack of gum.
It looks like a real pack of gum.
Give your friends a quick and mild electric shock when they reach for this gag stick of gum
When you try to pull this trick gum, you will get an unexpected harmless electric shock.
Write your secret message using the pen. Switch on the torch and shine UV light on the invisible message as the message appears on the page.
Looks real. Scare friends.
A great gift speaking volumes in audible fun. This megaphone provides high level excitement at New Year's Eve parties, Mardi Gras, birthday bashes and sporting events. Requires four C batteries. Includes strap.
Gelling Joke. Place this powder in someone's drink and in no time it turns to jelly. Watch them try to drink it! Hilarious gag!
Use as a gag of a party decoration. Sprays a colorful "string" anywhere you want it. Removes easily will and will not harm clothing.
Great gag gift, useful as well
Safe, sanitary and secure
Fits most adults